So iPhone 4 is out. Geeks are lined up all around the world to get it first.
Once again, though, Apple has FUCKED up.
Lets talk about the phone itself first.
There's an issue where if you hold the phone the way that a normal human being holds it, you lose all your bars of reception and the call is dropped. Steve's reply is "Just avoid holding it that way". HOW THE FUCK ELSE DO YOU WANT ME TO HOLD MY PHONE YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT? Apple fucked up and now its our fault because we're holding the phone wrong. Seems like total bullshit to me.
I will be buying a case for mine though, and that seems to help the problem, but its complete bullshit that the phone is basically defective in the first place.
Now, lets talk about iOS 4.0. This is actually a very good update, and makes my like my iPhone 3GS more than ever. Only problem is that its still missing all the fucking features that have been missing since iphone os 1.0.
heres a couple:
- Quick toggles for bluetooth/wifi/data/airplane mode
- DivX/XviD playback
- Bluetooth functionality is still crippled.
- Cant use the phone as a USB drive
- No information whatsoever on the lockscreen
- No notifictions on the status bar
- Still cant delete single calls
- No way to blacklist calls (maybe this isnt a functionality phones are supposed to have? but i used iBlacklist after jailbreaking and its great)
How many tries does it take to get something as simple as this right?
lets hope by iOS 6.0 that some of these features are included.
Who else is getting the Droid X?
Saturday, June 26, 2010
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Apple.. Why do do you this?
Honestly, Steve. I dont understand how hard it is for you to understand that there are some features on a phone that should just be there.
Let me tell you all a story.
Back when Pocket PC's were cool, I had one. The Dell Axim Fag model. It was a slow unresponsive peice of shit and the battery died way too fast. One day, a man by the name of Steve Jobs decided to introduce the iPod Touch and I just had to have it. I sold my Pocket PC to some moron for $200, paid an extra $100 and purchased myself an the mystical iPod Touch. There was nothing more that I could ask for..Actually, there was, I wanted to use it as a phone also.
I then purchased an iPhone 3G a couple of months later. Worst mistake I couldve made.
Dont get me wrong, the iPhone is actually an amazing phone, and I would never trade it for anything else, but how could a phone lack so many features that my old LG C2000 had?
No MMS, no video recording, no notifications on the lockscreen, no statusbar notifications, and no way to delete multiple calls. Soon thereafter, the iPhone 3G had been jailbroken and everything I ever wanted became reality. (except lockscreen notifications. I didnt think too much of it at the time, though.)
in 2009, the iPhone 3G-S made its debut. Once again, I just had to have this wonderful peice of technology. The phone was superfast, video recording was high quality and the camera quality went up to 3.2 MP (while everyone else was busy putting 5MP cameras in their phones). Once again, the phone did not have lockscreen notifications, status bar notifications, or a way to delete multiple calls. Jailbreak had won me over once again. Also at this time, 2 apps appeared in the cydia store that would change my iPhone experience forever: Lockinfo and Quickreply for SMS. These 2 apps are MUST HAVE apps. There was also multitasking that many people wanted, that all other smartphones had, except the iPhone, ofcourse. During june 2009 to jun 2010, iPhone firmware had multiple updates BUT none of these basic features were included.
and now, 2010. Now, this year Apple took "the biggest leap since the original iPhone"
Which mustve been taken by a frog with 2 fuckin busted legs. iOS 4.0 was introduced but still lacks everything its been lacking since 1.0. HOW THE FUCK CAN A PHONE AFTER 3 YEARS STILL NOT BE ABLE TO REMOVE SINGLE CALLS FROM THE RECENT CALLS LIST? EXPLAIN THAT TO ME STEVE, YOU SON OF A BITCH.
The biggest feature on this fuckup of a phone was "FaceTime". Thanks for adding a fucking videocalling camera that no one gives two shits about, and that has been on multiple other phones since, what? 2005? Phone sex will be alot easier now.
Every year the iPhone has costed the same on a contract ($199) but the space has doubled (2007-4GB, 2008-8GB, 2009-16GB)So why not this year, Steve?
I would love to pay $199 for a 32GB phone, but fuck you Steve for crushing my dreams.
iPhone 4 LOOKS incredible, but what does it have comparing to other phones?
5MP camera (phones are now equipped with 8-12MP)
256MB Ram (phones now have 512MB for the most part) (UPDATE: Turns out it DOES have 512MB)
and an OS that lacks every basic feature.
Im sick of talking about you, Steve, and your immense amount of fuckups. Listen to what we want, you dipshit.
Let me tell you all a story.
Back when Pocket PC's were cool, I had one. The Dell Axim Fag model. It was a slow unresponsive peice of shit and the battery died way too fast. One day, a man by the name of Steve Jobs decided to introduce the iPod Touch and I just had to have it. I sold my Pocket PC to some moron for $200, paid an extra $100 and purchased myself an the mystical iPod Touch. There was nothing more that I could ask for..Actually, there was, I wanted to use it as a phone also.
I then purchased an iPhone 3G a couple of months later. Worst mistake I couldve made.
Dont get me wrong, the iPhone is actually an amazing phone, and I would never trade it for anything else, but how could a phone lack so many features that my old LG C2000 had?
No MMS, no video recording, no notifications on the lockscreen, no statusbar notifications, and no way to delete multiple calls. Soon thereafter, the iPhone 3G had been jailbroken and everything I ever wanted became reality. (except lockscreen notifications. I didnt think too much of it at the time, though.)
in 2009, the iPhone 3G-S made its debut. Once again, I just had to have this wonderful peice of technology. The phone was superfast, video recording was high quality and the camera quality went up to 3.2 MP (while everyone else was busy putting 5MP cameras in their phones). Once again, the phone did not have lockscreen notifications, status bar notifications, or a way to delete multiple calls. Jailbreak had won me over once again. Also at this time, 2 apps appeared in the cydia store that would change my iPhone experience forever: Lockinfo and Quickreply for SMS. These 2 apps are MUST HAVE apps. There was also multitasking that many people wanted, that all other smartphones had, except the iPhone, ofcourse. During june 2009 to jun 2010, iPhone firmware had multiple updates BUT none of these basic features were included.
and now, 2010. Now, this year Apple took "the biggest leap since the original iPhone"
Which mustve been taken by a frog with 2 fuckin busted legs. iOS 4.0 was introduced but still lacks everything its been lacking since 1.0. HOW THE FUCK CAN A PHONE AFTER 3 YEARS STILL NOT BE ABLE TO REMOVE SINGLE CALLS FROM THE RECENT CALLS LIST? EXPLAIN THAT TO ME STEVE, YOU SON OF A BITCH.
The biggest feature on this fuckup of a phone was "FaceTime". Thanks for adding a fucking videocalling camera that no one gives two shits about, and that has been on multiple other phones since, what? 2005? Phone sex will be alot easier now.
Every year the iPhone has costed the same on a contract ($199) but the space has doubled (2007-4GB, 2008-8GB, 2009-16GB)So why not this year, Steve?
I would love to pay $199 for a 32GB phone, but fuck you Steve for crushing my dreams.
iPhone 4 LOOKS incredible, but what does it have comparing to other phones?
5MP camera (phones are now equipped with 8-12MP)
256MB Ram (phones now have 512MB for the most part) (UPDATE: Turns out it DOES have 512MB)
and an OS that lacks every basic feature.
Im sick of talking about you, Steve, and your immense amount of fuckups. Listen to what we want, you dipshit.
Microsoft, let me transfer emails.
Hey, Bill Gates! FUCK YOU.
Today, I made a new hotmail account. I realized afterwards that i have hundreds of emails on my old account that i'd like to switch over to my new account. Now, before you say thats impossible, GOOGLE has this feature with GMAIL. I've transfered emails from hotmail to gmail multiple times and they all stay in order by date.
Hotmail, on the otherhand, is too fucking pathetic to have this feature. To transfer my emails i'd have to use windows live mail or something other things to do it, because when I try to transfer emails from hotmail to hotmail it tells me to fucking LINK THE ACCOUNTS TOGETHER.
Bill, do you know why I made a new account? Because maybe "imafuckinpimp101@hotmail.com" isnt something I like 12 years later. Its an account i'd like to completely remove from my memories, as if it never existed. Not have 2 fucking accounts to worry about.
Anyway so there is broken-ass way to transfer emails over. Guess what, though?
THE DATES ARE FUCKING INCORRECT. The order is right, but the fucking dates all say Jun/8/2010. Maybe i'll just completely switch over to GMAIL because GOOGLE knows how to do it right.
Today, I made a new hotmail account. I realized afterwards that i have hundreds of emails on my old account that i'd like to switch over to my new account. Now, before you say thats impossible, GOOGLE has this feature with GMAIL. I've transfered emails from hotmail to gmail multiple times and they all stay in order by date.
Hotmail, on the otherhand, is too fucking pathetic to have this feature. To transfer my emails i'd have to use windows live mail or something other things to do it, because when I try to transfer emails from hotmail to hotmail it tells me to fucking LINK THE ACCOUNTS TOGETHER.
Bill, do you know why I made a new account? Because maybe "imafuckinpimp101@hotmail.com" isnt something I like 12 years later. Its an account i'd like to completely remove from my memories, as if it never existed. Not have 2 fucking accounts to worry about.
Anyway so there is broken-ass way to transfer emails over. Guess what, though?
THE DATES ARE FUCKING INCORRECT. The order is right, but the fucking dates all say Jun/8/2010. Maybe i'll just completely switch over to GMAIL because GOOGLE knows how to do it right.
Blogspot
Lets start off by bitching about blogspot. FUCK YOU. Why is there not a way to categorize my bitches? There are some things i'd to like bitch about more than once and i'd like to have it in categories so it wont look like im randomly bitching when infact .. well, actually I am randomly bitching, but i'd like it to look nice.
Maybe i'll start my own website..?
Maybe i'll start my own website..?
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